Bobblehead Porn

Sexy Bobblehead

Groupon had a deal for customised bobbleheads, which I found extremely hilarious, but unnecessary. Needless to say, I still browsed the site to see if they had my dream body available to attach my already perfect face. I came upon this and threatened my boyfriend I would put his head on this body. I thought it would be better than checking Pornhub when he wasn’t available, and he’d always be in agreeance with EVERYTHING I did. Win-Win! Unfortunately, he didn’t see the benefit in the purchase or how greatly it would improve our relationship. Actually, his exact words were “if you put my face on that body, I’m breaking up with you.”
#Partypooper

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