My Sex Life…at Work

There’s no surprise, I absolutely DESPISE my job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I should feel “happy” and “blessed” that I have a job during these tough, economic times. However, my coworkers are some of the nosiest, ignorant, annoying people I’ve ever encountered. This is not my first job in life, however, this current batch […]

Gary Coleman, Young

Fat People and Weight Loss Advice

Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway. Fat people. Single people. Broke people. And, finally, non-comedians. Everyday, I am bombarded by someone’s advice – usually unsolicited, irrelevant, and just plain dumb. I’ve learned to dodge conversations, that start off with “you know what you should talk about on stage?” like Neo dodges bullets in […]