Talent Ain’t Shit

When I have kids, I’m going to do them a favor.  I’m going to teach them TALENT AIN’T SHIT.  The more I look around, the more I see mediocre foolishness.  I used to think it was just comedy, but then I started looking on TV, at my numerous jobs, even at some of my girlfriends […]

A Journal Post

I’m embarrassed it’s been this long since I’ve posted, but for some reason, every time I thought about writing, I got nervous and scared.  New York has been hazing me in ways I never imagined when I was planning this move.  I’ve gotten horribly sick AND I have no health insurance, my car got towed, […]

Gary Coleman, Young

Fat People and Weight Loss Advice

Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway. Fat people. Single people. Broke people. And, finally, non-comedians. Everyday, I am bombarded by someone’s advice – usually unsolicited, irrelevant, and just plain dumb. I’ve learned to dodge conversations, that start off with “you know what you should talk about on stage?” like Neo dodges bullets in […]