Lupus Lessons: #1

A good friend reminded me both our physical and spiritual bodies share a circulatory system.  Which brought me to the realization that not only is my physical body going through this Lupus flare, my spiritual body is as well.  For the past 3 months, I have been in the most excruciating pain. I was having […]

Day 2: I am Angry

Today I almost shook the shit out of the woman in front of me in line at Subway.  I stood behind her as she ordered her 3rd sandwich, literally.  She kept on asking the “Sandwich Artist” dumb questions such as “what goes with italian bread?” and “what do most people put on the cold cut […]

Gary Coleman, Young

Fat People and Weight Loss Advice

Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway. Fat people. Single people. Broke people. And, finally, non-comedians. Everyday, I am bombarded by someone’s advice – usually unsolicited, irrelevant, and just plain dumb. I’ve learned to dodge conversations, that start off with “you know what you should talk about on stage?” like Neo dodges bullets in […]

The babes cutting my melon

Weekly Weigh In: Week 6

Seriously, I’m getting tired of allowing life to get in the way of what I want in life! Here I am, going good and well, tackling my goals, drinking water, earning activity points, and boom! LIFE!! This time, life came in the form of a serious argument with the boyfriend:-( No worries, we’re doing great […]