Gary Coleman, Young

Fat People and Weight Loss Advice

Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway. Fat people. Single people. Broke people. And, finally, non-comedians. Everyday, I am bombarded by someone’s advice – usually unsolicited, irrelevant, and just plain dumb. I’ve learned to dodge conversations, that start off with “you know what you should talk about on stage?” like Neo dodges bullets in […]

Formerly Fat

So sorry for the lack-o-post! I’ve had lack-o-time since there was lots-o-work to be D-U-N (that means ‘done’). Anywhos, figured since I was working so much, I would show you guys me in action, at one of my [many] jobs. I’ve been slaving over this bit for a few months now, and I *think* (fingers […]